How Not to Read
The Last Stupid Book Youall Ever Need to Read Donat want to slog through lengthy old books like A Tale of Two Cities or The Giving Tree? Sick of being judged by your avid-reader afriendsa who talk about books youave never heard of? Want to sound smarter without the strain of actually bettering yourself? Never fear. In How Not to Read, youall find techniques to fake your way through literature so you never have to read another bookaever! Inside, youall find: acTips for getting through anything you have to read by reading faster: Just read every third word. (One Hundred Years of Solitude becomes aMany as the Colonel was, that when him ice.a Wow! Itas like a Gertrude Stein poem only more comprehensible!) acEntire genres summed up in a single page: Historical fiction becomes aGuess who else had sex: Hitler!a acLiterary insults to make yourself seem smarter: aThe only thing sadder than you is a Joycean epiphany!a aYouare as weak as a passive sentence written in negative form. And probably not considered by anyone to be worth more than an adverb.a Itas time to stop fearing those people who keep bringing up Ayn Rand. How Not to Read is here to liberate the world from ever needing to read a book again.... it takes several of these painful twentyminute chunks to finish childrena#39;s books like The Hunger Games and everything ... Misconception 3: Reading Connects You to Others Many people think reading will help them understand the peopleanbsp;...
| Title | : | How Not to Read |
| Author | : | Dan Wilbur |
| Publisher | : | Penguin - 2012-09-04 |
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